Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. - Robert Bloch
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch
Horror is the removal of masks. - Robert Bloch
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. - Robert Bloch